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By
Home box office, inc.

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Beautiful sunday.

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We're sitting here
Like idiots.

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Should be
Playing golf.

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Yeah, how do you work
A glue gun ?

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Oh, yeah, like I know
How to work a glue gun.

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Should we try going
To a public course ?

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On a sunday
It'd be a long wait.

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When do you think I'm gonna
Hear from the new club ?

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Thursday.

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My interview
Went very well.

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I thought mine
Went great too.

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Yeah.
It did ?

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Did you have
The tall blond guy ?

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Two guys.

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Yeah, I think they, uh,
Really took a shine to me,

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I gotta tell you,
Yeah, I really do.

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Okay.

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I don't know what
To do without golf.

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When I'm done with this paper,
I'm gonna wander the streets.

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Wow.

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You wanna get
The violin out ?

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Get the violin out,
It's sad.

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It is sad, yeah.

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Here's another thing,

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I'd love to get to this
Dodger game tomorrow night.

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I called
Everybody I know.

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Yep.You did?

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Nothing ?
Nothing.

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Everybody at dodger stadium,
From top to bottom,

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Nobody's got tickets.

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It's gonna
Be some game.

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I know,
I wanna go too.

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It's too bad we got kicked
Out of that golf club.

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Marty funkhauser has two
Season tickets to the dodgers

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His father just died,
He's probably not even going.

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I'm sure
He's not gonna go,

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He hasn't even
Gone back to work yet.

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He's not gonna
Go to the game.
So, he's not gonna
Go to the game.

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So, what's gonna
Happen to those tickets ?

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They're gonna
Go to waste.

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It is weird to ask a guy,
You know, his father just died,

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Can we use
Your tickets ?

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It is kind of
Tacky to do that.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Huh.

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Still, I mean...

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It doesn't hurt to ask,
It might be a way to...

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What do you do, just
Call him up and say, hey ?

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Marty, I know you're
Still in mourning.

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Right.

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I'm sure
You're still in...

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Marty, I know you're still
In mourning, but is there any...

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I feel your grief, but are
You gonna use those tickets ?

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Marty, just so your tickets
Don't go to waste.

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There's no good way
To go about it... None.

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Still.

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You know every sunday
He has brunch over at nat's.

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Well, we gotta get some
Breakfast anyway, right ?

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We just say hello,
We happen to run into him...

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Let's go get some breakfast
Maybe we'll run into him,

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Say hello and
Just say you know,

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We'll feel it out,
Check him out.

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Zip in, zip out,
Say hello.

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The subject of baseball
Comes up, it comes up,
That's all.

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Ah, see him ?
See him ?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's tougher than
I thought, but hopefully...

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Hey, hey.
Look at this.

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Look at here,
Look what's going on here.

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... Do me a favor,

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Call me back
And we'll play maybe.

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Bye.

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Hey.

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How you doing, man ?

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Good to see
You guys.

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I can't believe
You come in here.

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I eat here
All the time,

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I used to eat here
With my dad.

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Oh.Yeah.

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I've never seen
You guys here before.

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We thought, uh,
We were talking about it.

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I thought
I'd try it out.

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We were hungry.
Yeah.

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It's great food.

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Yeah, what's good ?

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Well, I always
Order the turkey.

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A little turkey
Action today.

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A little turkey
Action today ?

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Turkey today.

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I just can't
Eat today.

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I've lost five pounds
In two days.

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I have no appetite.

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By the way, you know, I'd just
Like to apologize again

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About the whole
Five wood incident and...

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It's forgotten.

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'cause you know, I hit
The shit out of that club.

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I know you do.

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You know that, you've
Seen me hit that club.

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Let's not talk about
The five wood anymore, okay ?

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Okay, alright,
Alright.

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You guys get
Into beverly park ?

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Not yet.

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Well, we interviewed.

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We're waiting to hear.
Waiting to hear.

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Good luck.

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Great course,
Have you played it ?

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Uh, no, uh,
I'm a jew.

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Ah, funny.

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Oh, hey, who do you like in
The dodger game tomorrow night ?

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Oh, it's gonna be tough,
It should be a great game.

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Yeah.

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Sold out.

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It's a shame about your dad
And all because, you know,

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You probably,
Well, I guess,

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Just not up for going
To a game, I guess, huh ?

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No, I decided
I'm gonna go.

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No kidding.
Good for you.

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He would have
Wanted me to go.

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I think
That's true.

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Mm-hmm, he would have,
Most certainly.

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Hey, you know what,
If you're a little lonely,

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You need a little
Companionship at the game,

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If you want me
To keep you company,

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I'd be happy
To do it.

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I don't have
A seat for you.

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What about
Your dad's seat ?

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It's spoken for.

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Okay, alright.

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Okay, well,
You have a good time.

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Great seeing
You guys.

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Turkey, gonna
Get the turkey.

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You're gonna
Love it.

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Good.

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Where are
Those seats anyway ?

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Uh, they're third base,
Field level.

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Hmm.

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Good.

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Hey, you know what ?

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If you hear
Of anything...

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Where am I gonna
Hear of anything ?

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Well, sometimes you hear
That some so and so's

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Got a ticket
An extra ticket.
The game's tomorrow.

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Okay.

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Well, if the person who
You're taking might drop out,

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You know...

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No dropping out.

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The tip, remember
The weatherman's tip ?

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The statute of limitations
Has gotta be up on that, no ?

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You're still asking
About the golf tip ?

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Uh, forget it.

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Daddy-o !

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Hey, hey.

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You, wearing that
Old seinfeld jacket ?

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Oh, this ?

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Yeah, you still
Wearing that thing, eh ?

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I'm trying to get
Out of jury duty today.

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You know, I'd do it,

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But I'm in the middle of
Rehearsals for the producers.

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So, that can help you
Get out of jury duty ?

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Yeah, 'cause they hate people
In the entertainment industry.

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They don't want them serving
On juries, so, I thought,

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You know,
What the hell ?

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( laughing )

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And if you've got
A seinfeld jacket,

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They'll throw you
Out of there ?

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Yeah.
Alright.

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Alright.

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Hello, darling.
Hello, darling.

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Hello, look who's here,
My beautiful wife.

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I know that girl
From someplace.

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She looks
Very familiar.

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I'm glad
I caught you.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing ?

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I gotta
Go downtown.

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Oh, for jury duty.

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It's hard to get
Out of these things.

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I don't know what, I'm gonna
Have to make something up.

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I would serve if they made me
The foreman, but, you know...

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Yeah, I don't think
You get to choose.

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I can't serve
Under another foreman.

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That's not
Gonna work.

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No, and then what
Are you doing ?

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I'm gonna go, I guess,
I'll go to jeff's house

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And watch the game.

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Would you rather
Go to the game ?

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I got you tickets.

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What are you,
Kidding me ?

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Where did you
Get these from ?

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You know what, I'm not
Gonna reveal my sources.

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But just trust me they're good,
I got you two tickets...

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That's pretty high up
On the alphabet.

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Okay, then,
You know what ?

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I'm just joking around,
Come on.

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You wanna
Go with me ?

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No, no.

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Go, go with jeff, I know you
Guys were working on tickets.

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That is so nice.

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Oh, oh.

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Thank you,
That's so nice of you.

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Okay, well,
You guys have fun.

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Okay.

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You have a wonderful
Girl over there.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing,
Tv guide crossword puzzle ?

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Yeah, tell you the truth,
I'm having so much trouble

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With the glaucoma,
The pressure on the eyes.

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Alright, look.

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I've told you
10 times already.

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Let me get you the,
You know, some marijuana.

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No, son, come on,
Again with the marijuana.

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Will you
Stop already ?

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Do I look like
Some kind of beatnik ?

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I'm not gonna
With the marijuana.

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What beatnik ?
It's good for glaucoma.

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It'll make you
Feel better.

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Medication is,
Well, it's not working,
But I think...

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You take a couple of puffs,
You'll feel better, so what ?

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Is that bad ?

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Why should you be
In pain like that ?

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Alright, will you stop
Nudging me about that, I...

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Just do it, if I get it,
Will you do it ?

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Where you
Gonna get this ?

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I have no idea.

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You gonna go out
On the street and pick up...

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I don't know how
I'm gonna get it,

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But, I'm gonna
Get it for you, okay ?

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If you'll
Do it with me.

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I'm not gonna have any,
But you will.

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Alright.

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Alright,
I'll see you later.

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Alright, right.

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Ms. Whitaker, have you ever
Served on a jury before ?

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No.

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Have you ever been
The victim of a crime ?

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No.

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Is there any reason you can
Think of that you would not

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Be able to decide this case
In a fair and impartial manner ?

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No.

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Okay, thank you
For your time.

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Absolutely.

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Moving on,
Your honor.

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Could you state
Your name, sir ?

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Larry david.

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Mr. David,
I'm counselor condon.

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Counselor condon,
Nice to meet you.

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Uh, have you ever served
On a jury before ?

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No.

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Have you ever been the victim
Of a serious crime ?

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My cousin once stole
An almond joy from me,

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Was upsetting at
The time, but uh...

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I don't think that would be
Considered a serious crime.

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Is there any reason you can
Think of that you would not

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Be able to decide this case
In a fair and impartial manner ?

256
00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:32,433
I don't know if I could
Be impartial, mr. Condon,

257
00:08:32,467 --> 00:08:40,267
Given that the defendant
Is a negro.

258
00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,267
Problem ?

259
00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,700
Good afternoon,
Good afternoon.

260
00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:11,400
Uh, I couldn't help
But notice the, uh...

261
00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:14,567
The transaction
Between you and the...

262
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,867
The other gentleman, uh...

263
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,467
What exactly were
You thinking of ?

264
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,100
A little, uh, a little
Weed going, you know ?

265
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,633
Some weed ?

266
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,600
Yeah, I got it,
I got it, yeah, you know.

267
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,533
First of all, you can
Calm down a little.

268
00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:30,367
Sure.

269
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,567
Just, you know,
Relax, just...

270
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,067
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm...

271
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,633
Create the illusion that we're
Friends talking here, alright ?

272
00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:38,200
You kidding me ?

273
00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:38,967
You know what ?

274
00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,067
You're 100% right.

275
00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:41,200
That's too much,
Alright, that, yeah...

276
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,167
Okay, you're doing
Fine, alright ?

277
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,933
Alright.
Just chill out.

278
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:47,200
Well, I can get you an ounce of,
Like, some real, you know,

279
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:51,200
Hydroponic scientific stuff,
But that'll run you $500 bucks.

280
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,167
Hydroponic ?

281
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,533
Yeah.

282
00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,367
I'm not looking for
A sound system, my friend.

283
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,767
You know
What I mean ?

284
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,567
Just looking to get my father
A little, a little relief.

285
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,967
Let's play it safe, I'll give
You an ounce of schwag.

286
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,733
Schwag ?

287
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,033
It'll cost you
$200 bucks.

288
00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:09,033
An ounce of schwag,
$200.

289
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,433
$200.

290
00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:13,567
Is that a fair, fair price
You're quoting me there, sir ?

291
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,033
Look, you can pay me
$200 bucks or go fuck yourself.

292
00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:17,967
Okay, well...

293
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,400
Look, I don't need
To sell the drugs,

294
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:21,767
The drugs'll
Sell themselves.

295
00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,233
Sure.
You know,
Forget it.

296
00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:26,367
No, just keep walking.

297
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,600
No, let's do schwag,
Schwag, $200 for the schwag,

298
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,967
No, no, no, no, schwag,
$200, okay, I got it.

299
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,600
I got it, so, what do we do,
What happens now ?

300
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,100
You got $200
On you ?

301
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,767
Yes, yes.

302
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,700
Alright, take out
The $200 bucks.

303
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,067
I'll count to three,
Where is it ?

304
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,167
It's right here.

305
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,633
Let me hold, let me
Put my hand on it.

306
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:40,900
Just give me
Your money, sir.

307
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,200
One, I got, you're not
Letting me put my hand...

308
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,433
Your hand is on it,
Your hand is on it.

309
00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:48,800
Alright.
One, two, three.

310
00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,733
Alright, now,
Keep walking.

311
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:53,067
Okay, any particular
Direction ?

312
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,300
Just, just,
Just please move.

313
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,200
Which ?

314
00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,600
Just walk,
Just walk,
Just walk.

315
00:10:57,633 --> 00:11:00,067
Jesus christ.

316
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,733
I gotta
Go this way.

317
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,067
Just go, just go.

318
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,067
What ?

319
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,067
Oh, jeff, you're not
Going to the game ?

320
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,833
What are you
Kidding ?

321
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,067
Oh, my god.

322
00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,467
No, it took me
So long in court,

323
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,067
Now I can't even
Ask cheryl to go.

324
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:24,633
Aw, you should
See the traffic.

325
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,433
The only thing moving
Is the carpool lane.

326
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,867
I'll never make it,
I'm just gonna go home.

327
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,167
I'm not gonna use
The carpool lane by myself.

328
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,133
'cause I,
I don't want to.

329
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:36,667
Well, that's the difference
Between you and me.

330
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,933
Alright, goodbye.

331
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,067
Hey, daddy.

332
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,400
You wanna date
With mama ?

333
00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:53,600
Get in the car.

334
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,133
So, what's
Your name ?

335
00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:03,367
Moneena.

336
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,067
What you, what you
Into today ?

337
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,667
A little
Lollipop love ?

338
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,067
A little digging
For diamonds ?

339
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:12,600
See, actually, I'm not really
Interested in any sex per se.

340
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:15,967
Per se, you one of those freaky
Motherfuckers or something ?

341
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,667
To tell you the truth,
What I'd really like to do

342
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,667
Is I wanna go
To dodger stadium

343
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:23,133
And, uh, I wanna go to the game
And I'll pay you for your time,

344
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,767
If, what, five hours,
It'll be.

345
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,500
You just want me
To sit in the car ?

346
00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,467
Just sit in the car,
That's all you have to do.

347
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,900
Oh, you a crazy
Sonofabitch.

348
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:32,100
Alright, $1,000.

349
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,267
$1,000, what are you
Kidding me ?

350
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,800
That's for, uh...

351
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,233
Exactly.
$200 an hour ?

352
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:39,300
I can get four
Blow jobs an hour.

353
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,333
Four blow jobs
An hour ?

354
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,733
Oh, yes,
I'm good, okay ?

355
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,433
Hey, I drove a cab, I used
To drive around for two hours,

356
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:44,767
I couldn't
Get a fare,

357
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,133
You're telling me you're getting
Four blow jobs in an hour ?

358
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,733
Yes, honey, you done
Picked up the best.

359
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,633
Honey, I got a red snapper
That talks to you.

360
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:52,300
You know what
It's saying ?

361
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,667
I'm charging
Way too much.

362
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,533
$750 and take me
To the game.

363
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,933
I'm going
To the game then.

364
00:12:57,967 --> 00:13:00,267
I can't take you
To the game, moneena.

365
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,500
I'm terribly sorry,
I only have one ticket.

366
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,700
$750, do you know
This is not fair.

367
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,833
I know, listen,
You're unhappy,
I'm unhappy too.

368
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,433
That's what a good
Compromise is all about.

369
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:10,967
Have you heard
Of henry clay,

370
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,233
Are you familiar
With henry clay ?

371
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:13,533
No, I don't know
No henry clay.

372
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,333
What'd he say ?

373
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,533
He was the great
Compromiser.

374
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,433
This is a good
Compromise.

375
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:17,700
This is not
A good compromise--

376
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:20,467
A good compromise is when
Both parties are dissatisfied

377
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,967
And I think that's
What we have here.

378
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,267
Boy, look at this.

379
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,100
We are really
Zipping along here.

380
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,700
I'm gonna
Make this game.

381
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:34,200
This is great.

382
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,933
I thought you only had
One motherfucking ticket.

383
00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:38,633
That's two tickets.

384
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,267
I'm meeting a friend
There actually.

385
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,067
No, I'm gonna go to the game
Or you gonna take me back

386
00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:44,633
To the corner or I'm gonna
Call my motherfucking pimp.

387
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,367
How 'bout that ?

388
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,200
Yeah !

389
00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:51,400
Yeah, I didn't
Think so.

390
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,333
Let's go
To the game.

391
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:54,767
Ah, baseball,
Oh, you know,

392
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,800
I ain't never been
To no baseball game.

393
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,167
This gonna be cute,
Oh, yeah.

394
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,233
Alright, well put, put--
Pull your thing up over there.

395
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,767
Make yourself
Presentable.

396
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,733
You know you gonna
Have to feed me.

397
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:06,067
I want two hot dogs, a bag
Of peanuts and a milkshake.

398
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:07,067
They got milkshakes ?

399
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,267
I, I, I don't know
If they have milkshakes.

400
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,067
Hey, don't put
Your wallet away

401
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,533
'cause you know
I'm a get hungry again.

402
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,733
And that's--

403
00:14:13,767 --> 00:14:15,600
Just stop talking
For a second, would you ?

404
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:17,233
I know the seats ain't
Way the fuck up here.

405
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,400
Oh what, you got a problem
With the seats ?

406
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,733
You said we had good seats,
Club seats and shit.

407
00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:23,633
Look, way
The fuck up, shit.

408
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,767
Hey, there are
A lot worse things

409
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,900
You could be doing,
You know ?

410
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:26,833
Whatever.

411
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,567
Alright, let's just
Watch the game.

412
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,767
What you
Looking at ?

413
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,367
My friend marty funkhauser
Sitting next to an empty seat.

414
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,733
He said he was taking
Somebody to the game.

415
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:42,500
Shit.

416
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:47,067
Oh I know, I know you ain't
Looking around like you scared

417
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,200
Somebody gonna
Recognize you
Or some shit.

418
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,200
You trying to act like
You ain't with me ?

419
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:51,333
No, I'm not trying to
Act like I'm not with you.

420
00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:52,433
What are you saying ?

421
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,500
I will pull a titty
Out in this thing.

422
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:55,433
I will pull
A titty out...

423
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,900
Don't, don't you
Dare do that...

424
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,600
I will, act like
You with me then.

425
00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,900
I'm with you,
I'm with you.

426
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,167
I'm acting like
I'm with you.

427
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,067
That's cool,
That's better right there.

428
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,733
No, don't.
I will... Mmm !

429
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:09,633
That's better okay,
Alright, yeah.

430
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,967
Alright, yeah.

431
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,600
Shit !

432
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,933
Who are they ?

433
00:15:15,967 --> 00:15:18,067
These two guys who interviewed
Me for this golf club.

434
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,567
Oh, you know what ?

435
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,367
I gotta get
Out of here.

436
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,267
I'll be back.

437
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,100
I'm not playing
With you.

438
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,067
You better
Come back.

439
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,433
I'll come back
Don't worry.

440
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:27,633
If I'm not back I'll meet you
At the car after the game.

441
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,900
What the fuck
You looking at ?

442
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,233
Ball one, alright,
Three more of those and we--

443
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,067
Hey, marty.

444
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,967
Hey, larry, I see
You got a ticket.

445
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,800
Yeah, the seats
Really stink though.

446
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,933
I, I'm sitting
All the way up there.

447
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,800
Oh, there's a hit.

448
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,500
Oh, foul ball.

449
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,833
Hey, what a great
Game, huh ?

450
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:54,633
Is anybody
Sitting there ?

451
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,700
No.

452
00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:57,300
Oh.

453
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,433
Can I join you ?

454
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,767
No.

455
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,100
Why not ?

456
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:05,300
Well, uh, it's the seat
For my father.

457
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,167
Your father's dead.

458
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,333
It's a memorial.

459
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:13,933
We used to go
To games together.

460
00:16:13,967 --> 00:16:15,667
It makes me
Feel close to him.

461
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,533
It's to honor him.

462
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:20,500
Oh, no !

463
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,867
Come on, marty,
Let me sit there.

464
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,367
I can't let you
Sit there.

465
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,500
What are
You kidding ?

466
00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:27,467
No, I'm not kidding.

467
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,367
You're not gonna
Let me sit there ?

468
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,133
Not even
For a minute.

469
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,333
Are you nuts ?

470
00:16:33,767 --> 00:16:35,567
Thanks, marty.

471
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,533
Thanks.

472
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:40,400
( crowd cheering )

473
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,667
Oh, you back fast.

474
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,967
I told you
I'd come back.

475
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,400
You did, you did.

476
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,200
There you go.

477
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,233
Now, I bought us
Some popcorn.

478
00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:54,967
You're a sport.

479
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,900
We gotta go out
More often, really.

480
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,500
I gotta pay
You back.

481
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,800
Yeah, you gonna
Give this shit.

482
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,633
No, I...

483
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,333
If you're ever looking
For a good blow job

484
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,133
At a reasonable rate...

485
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,333
She's your gal.

486
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,600
That was good.

487
00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:20,400
You got some...
Oh, you a pimp.

488
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:28,567
( trying to start
Car ignition )

489
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,800
Larry, larry, come here
A minute please.

490
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,433
One second.

491
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,067
You're not gonna believe this,
But my car won't start.

492
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,867
Oh my god.

493
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,333
What a shame.

494
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:48,100
It is, listen, I've gotta
Pick up someone at the airport.

495
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,467
And I know
It's on the way.

496
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,900
Can you give me
A lift, please ?

497
00:17:50,933 --> 00:17:55,200
Why don't you ask your father
To help you jump start the car ?

498
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:58,633
Hey, leo, why don't
You give him a push ?

499
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:01,300
I'm sorry about
The ballgame,
It was emotion.

500
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,567
Just give me a ride.

501
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,233
Let's not go
Through this please.

502
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,900
There's one
Little problem.

503
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,667
I'm with
A prostitute.

504
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,133
My eyes are closed.

505
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,533
I'll sit in the back,
Do what you want.

506
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:14,800
I didn't pick
Her up for sex.

507
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,800
I actually picked her up
So I could use the diamond lane,

508
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,700
So I can get to the stadium
On time for the game.

509
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,900
I buy it.

510
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,167
Just give me a lift
To the airport, please.

511
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,733
Alright,
I'll tell you what,

512
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,400
I'll take you.

513
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:27,067
Oh, that's so great.

514
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,500
But I want
The weatherman's
Golf tip.

515
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,367
That's the only thing
I can't do.

516
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,600
Oh, your friend'll
Take a cab.

517
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,133
Okay, okay,
Wait, done deal.

518
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:36,933
Let's go.

519
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,700
Okay, take your
Normal stance.

520
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:39,233
Alright.

521
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,367
Okay ?

522
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,300
Forget everything you've
Ever thought about golf.

523
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,067
Thanks a million
For the ride.

524
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,067
I gotta go.

525
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,433
I'm coming
In with you.

526
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,867
Nice meeting you,
Moneena.

527
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,400
I'm gonna
Use the bathroom.

528
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,500
Well, how long
You gonna be ?

529
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,967
I'll be two minutes.

530
00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:59,367
Well, what if
The security people come

531
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,633
And tell me
To move the car ?

532
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,300
Drive around, keep
Driving around and around.

533
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,067
You in overtime,
This is some bullshit.

534
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,567
Hey, do me a favor.

535
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,933
Just hold on to my jacket
When I use the bathroom.

536
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:15,933
Why don't you
Bring it in there ?

537
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:16,933
Where am I gonna
Put it ?

538
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:19,667
What if they
Don't have hooks ?

539
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,567
It's not
My marijuana !

540
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,467
I was just
Holding the jacket !

541
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,533
What are you doing ?!

542
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,400
This isn't
Even my jacket !

543
00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:42,967
It doesn't
Even fit me !

544
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,833
Get your hands
Off of me !

545
00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,233
Easy !

546
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,867
Get that dog
Away from me !

547
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,200
What took you
So damn long ?

548
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:57,067
Marty got arrested
For marijuana.

549
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,100
You bullshitting.

550
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,533
I'm not bullshitting.

551
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,567
I asked him to hold my jacket
When I went to the bathroom

552
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,267
And there was marijuana
In the pocket.

553
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,467
You had marijuana
In your pocket ?

554
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,467
I bought it for my father
For his glaucoma.

555
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:10,033
I bought it this afternoon and
I forgot, I completely forgot.

556
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,700
You don't need
No damn marijuana.

557
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:12,867
I got the best
Shit in town.

558
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,167
You should have
Said some shit.

559
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,400
Chronic.

560
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:16,567
Put that down,
Are you crazy ?

561
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,000
There's cops all
Over the place here.

562
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,467
That's some good
Shit right there.

563
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,900
Chronic.

564
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,367
This is schwag.

565
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,167
What the fuck
Is schwag ?

566
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,267
Shwag.

567
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,633
You don't even know
What the fuck you bought.

568
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,200
I know what I bought,
I bought fucking schwag, okay ?

569
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:29,933
You don't even know
What the fuck schwag is.

570
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,733
Have you ever
Bought it before, huh ?

571
00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,433
Schwag ?

572
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:34,333
Yeah.

573
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,567
This is chronic okay,

574
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,100
It's gonna clear you daddy's
Eyeball problem and shit.

575
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,200
We gonna hook
Daddy up.

576
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,167
Put that on my
Motherfucking bill.

577
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,600
That ain't free.

578
00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,000
Okay ?

579
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,767
Okay ?

580
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,700
A little,
Little problem.

581
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,833
Little problem.

582
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:54,667
I don't quite have enough
Cash to pay you tonight.

583
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,600
But I'm, you know,
I'm totally good.

584
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,267
I'll pay you tomorrow.

585
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,533
I'll come to your
House yeah...

586
00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:01,367
Tomorrow ?
This ain't motherfucking
Pussy on layaway.

587
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,533
You better
Take your little,

588
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:03,933
Little trying
To trick a bitch ass,

589
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:06,233
European ass in there to
The motherfucking atm machine.

590
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,700
What are you
Talking about ?

591
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,600
I can't 'cause I used, went to
The atm machine this morning.

592
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:10,967
I already
Took out $500.

593
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:11,833
There's a limit.

594
00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:13,400
I am not fucking
Around with you.

595
00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:15,433
You know how much
Money you owe me...

596
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,500
I thought we were
Coup de la.

597
00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,833
That coup de la shit.

598
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:20,233
Coup de la,
Coup de la.

599
00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:21,133
Coup de la.

600
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,333
You trying to be
All hip and shit.

601
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,867
I'll tell you what
I'll do with you, okay ?

602
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,067
Yeah, what you
Gonna do ?

603
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,333
Okay, here's
What I'll do.

604
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,800
We'll go to
My father's house.

605
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,433
We'll get some cash,
Settle, everything clean okay.

606
00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:32,067
I'm not going
To your daddy's house.

607
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,333
What's, why what's
The big deal ?

608
00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,067
'cause you been dragging me
Around all fucking day

609
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,100
And you ain't
Paid me nothing.

610
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,600
Hey, I took you to
A baseball game tonight.

611
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:39,267
Yeah, and we didn't
Have none of that good shit.

612
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,900
We sat up in them fucked up
Seats way up there and you...

613
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,067
Fucked up seats ?

614
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,733
And you bought me one
Little raggedy ass hot dog.

615
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:47,100
Yeah, yeah, which
You proceeded to blow.

616
00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:53,333
( knocking )

617
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,200
Hey.

618
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:58,267
Yeah, it's so late
At night for heaven's sake.

619
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,467
Well, I was
At the game.

620
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,933
I was just about
To go to bed.

621
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:01,967
Did you watch
The game ?

622
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,700
Nah, watch the game.

623
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:05,333
I'm just so blurry
I can't watch.

624
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,433
Um...

625
00:22:06,467 --> 00:22:10,300
I got the stuff.

626
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,500
This is it.

627
00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:14,067
That, uh,
That's the stuff.

628
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,067
I got it, okay.

629
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,067
Yeah.

630
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,167
This is a joint.

631
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,600
It's a reefer.

632
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,067
Yeah, absolutely.

633
00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:22,200
You light it up.

634
00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:23,833
You go like this,
Put it in your mouth...

635
00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:25,900
Yeah, you
Gotta inhale.

636
00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:27,200
Hold it
In your lungs.

637
00:22:27,233 --> 00:22:28,400
Hold it inside.

638
00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:30,667
And then...

639
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:33,833
You see how long
I did that for ?

640
00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,067
That's a long time.

641
00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,767
It's not like a cigarette
Where you're like that,

642
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,533
It's not like that.

643
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:38,867
Oh, okay, so, um...

644
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,400
Boy oh boy, I'm getting
Dizzy just from doing that.

645
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:42,233
Yeah, yeah, so...

646
00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:43,900
Alright, so you do
That a couple of times.

647
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:46,167
And then turn the tv on
And see what it looks like.

648
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,067
Okay.Okay ?

649
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,267
And I'll leave
This here, listen...

650
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,200
Do you have any cash ?
I need cash.

651
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,867
Yes, I got cash on me,
What do you need ?

652
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,467
I need hundreds.
Hundreds.

653
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,367
No, I don't have
That kind of cash.

654
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,300
How much
Do you have ?

655
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,767
I got around 30,
I got $40.

656
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,100
( knocking )
Wait, wait, wait,
Let me put this away.

657
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:03,867
Wait, oh my god,
Don't, don't,
Don't answer.

658
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:06,400
Hello.

659
00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:07,133
What are you doing ?

660
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,700
I'm coming in.
No, no...

661
00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:10,100
I told you about
Putting me in,

662
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:10,933
You always got me
Waiting in the car.

663
00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:12,267
I, I got it.

664
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,633
I don't want
You coming in here...

665
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:14,700
I'm coming
In there.

666
00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:16,867
You tripping,
What's wrong with you.

667
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,400
Oh look at your cute
Little daddy, yeah.

668
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:21,300
Uh, uh, this is a friend,
Is a friend of mine.

669
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:25,267
This is moneena, she's a...
She's a friend.

670
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,700
That's your friend...

671
00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:28,800
We went to the game together,
She's a friend of cheryl's.

672
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,967
Cheryl couldn't make it
So I took, I took moneena.

673
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,233
So you went
With another girl ?

674
00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:33,367
No, it's
Cheryl's friend.

675
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,800
Cute.

676
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,200
Look, sweetie, we brought
You a little eye medicine.

677
00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:37,967
This your dad ?

678
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,467
We gonna
Hook you right up.

679
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,933
Little daddy
Go the little eye problem.

680
00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:42,167
Look what
We got for you.

681
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,333
Oh, that's a joint.

682
00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:46,767
Yeah, this is a joint,
Very good, daddy.

683
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,400
Chronic.

684
00:23:48,433 --> 00:23:49,333
I have a joint.

685
00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:50,800
That's very
Good, honey.

686
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,067
You want to go sit down
And smoke it ?

687
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:53,733
She's a lot of fun,
She's a lot of fun.

688
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,333
You two, you two
Go sit and smoke...

689
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,133
No, no, no, I want you
To do it too, you know,

690
00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:58,533
You have
To do it too...

691
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:01,200
Yeah !

692
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,400
Ah, okay.

693
00:24:02,433 --> 00:24:05,767
Alright, it's okay,
Come on, daddy.

694
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,967
That's right,
This is...

695
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:15,567
( inhaling )

696
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,867
Oh, good, good.

697
00:24:20,867 --> 00:24:23,167
No, no more,
No more.

698
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,867
I don't want to
Tell you what this is.

699
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,533
What is it ?

700
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,567
That's good shit.

701
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,067
You crazy.

702
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:34,467
I wonder what it is
To smoke bad shit.

703
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,667
( laughing )

704
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,667
We're gonna
Do some ebonics.

705
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,367
Ebonics ?

706
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,267
Let's say this.

707
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:41,967
Dis chronic
Is the shiznik.

708
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,867
Dis chronic is
The shizmik.

709
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,967
The shizmik.
The shizmik.

710
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:49,700
Bashizzle my nizzle.

711
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:53,767
Bashizzle my, that sounds
Almost yiddish to me.

712
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,600
Yiddish ebonics.

713
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:58,100
Yeah, yeah,
You holding on too long.

714
00:24:58,133 --> 00:25:01,300
Look at that.

715
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,800
He blew the scene.

716
00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:22,833
Gay cockim afenya.

717
00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:27,167
Gay cockim afenya.

718
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,967
How about
He's a meshuggenah ?

719
00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:30,800
Meshuggenah.

720
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:31,900
Meshuggenah ?

721
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:33,267
What's that
Ebonics too ?

722
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,767
What are you
Looking at ?

723
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,767
You see
Something, huh ?

724
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,233
What did I do ?

725
00:25:39,267 --> 00:25:40,367
What did you do ?

726
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,067
You know what you did,
You did nothing !

727
00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:44,533
If you want me to do
Something just tell me.

728
00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:45,767
You gotta
Change the diet.

729
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,667
I told you
About that.

730
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,767
I don't want
The red meat.

731
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,833
You're eating
The red meat.

732
00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:49,833
I don't like that.

733
00:25:49,867 --> 00:25:51,400
I'm doing
The best I can.

734
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:53,067
Go to a doctor.

735
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:55,200
Get yourself a checkup,
A colonoscopy.

736
00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:56,367
Are you afraid
To get a colonoscopy ?

737
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,333
What's the matter
With you ?

738
00:25:57,367 --> 00:25:58,367
I'm sorry.

739
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,633
Everybody does it,
Get a colonoscopy !

740
00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:02,467
I, I, I'm really
Gonna do it.

741
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,767
You know
Something ?

742
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,167
You're a good
Human being.

743
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,933
Oh, thank you.

744
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,967
And you, you know,
I love him too.

745
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:13,433
He is my boy.

746
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:14,867
Fucking faggot.

747
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,067
You got your father-in-law's
Birthday coming up.

748
00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:18,900
You gonna
Get a card.

749
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,067
Okay.

750
00:26:20,067 --> 00:26:20,967
You're not
Gonna get a card.

751
00:26:21,067 --> 00:26:23,267
You're not gonna
Do a fucking thing !

752
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,867
I'll try and do better,
I, I will.

753
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,467
Tv, tv, tv, that's
All you like to do !

754
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,667
Read a fucking book !

755
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,667
Okay, yeah, you're right,
You know everything.

756
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,800
Who the fuck do you think
You're talking to ?!

757
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,867
What happened
To her ?

758
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,333
Oh, making
A phone call.

759
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,067
She's a very
Nice girl.

760
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,067
Oh, yeah.

761
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,300
You know something ?

762
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:50,500
This stuff, I can see,

763
00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:52,167
I swear to you,
I'm not lying to you.

764
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,167
Really ?

765
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,867
You're coming through
So crystal clear.

766
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:56,967
You're kidding,
Really ?

767
00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:58,467
It, it's,
It's a miracle.

768
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,400
I swear to you
It's a miracle.

769
00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:01,900
That's fantastic.

770
00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:03,700
Alright,
You ready to go ?

771
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:06,533
Oh, my god,

772
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,933
It's a hooker.

773
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,800
All you have to do, larry, is
Get up there and tell the truth.

774
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:19,467
Okay.

775
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,700
That's it, okay.

776
00:27:20,733 --> 00:27:22,067
It wasn't
Your jacket.

777
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,367
No, just keep me out
Of this completely.

778
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,867
It was larry's jacket,
It was larry's grass.

779
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,400
He's on trial, I'm not.

780
00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:30,100
Right, it was your pot
For your father's glaucoma.

781
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:32,433
You know, you could be
A little more grateful.

782
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,567
I did come forward and
Get you off the hook here.

783
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,167
Thanks a million.

784
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,433
Why didn't you tell me
There was grass in the jacket ?

785
00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:39,833
I didn't know there
Was grass in the jacket.

786
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:40,633
You didn't ?
No.

787
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,067
You bought it.
I forgot.

788
00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:44,300
Guys, I just need you
To be earnest, alright ?

789
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:46,967
The judge has to find you
A credible witness.

790
00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:48,300
Where is my jacket
By the way ?

791
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,167
I don't know
Where your jacket is.

792
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,733
Well, you were
The last one to wear it.

793
00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:53,133
Who gives a shit
About your jacket ?

794
00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:54,467
I'm sure you can
Get another one.

795
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,067
Alright, sweetie, you know
I know the way out.

796
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,500
Holy shit.

797
00:27:58,533 --> 00:28:04,067
Oh, mr. Baseball,
Mr. Owe moneena $200.

798
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,700
You said five hours
And it was seven, honey.

799
00:28:06,733 --> 00:28:08,200
You still
Owe me $200.

800
00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:09,667
I want my
200 schrilla.

801
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,867
Okay.

802
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,067
So this is your anniversary
Present, larry ?

803
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,467
No, no, see, I was
Going to the ballgame...

804
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,167
I want my money, baby,
I need my schrilla.

805
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,067
You got,
You got any cash ?

806
00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:20,167
Maybe 20.

807
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,267
You got any cash ?

808
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,600
I got nothing.

809
00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:30,767
All rise for the honorable
Judge george nagel.

810
00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:34,767
Is that the judge ?

811
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,367
Yeah, that's him.

812
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,533
Oh, no.

813
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,067
Well, mr. David.

814
00:28:45,067 --> 00:28:48,433
What do you have
To say for yourself ?

815
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:51,933
Well, you see, your honor,
My father has this condition.

816
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:59,400
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